Age (henceforth referred to as Oldness) can be measured in years, but it can be hard to tie concepts like "old" and "young" to a certain number of years. I like to measure age in the ratio between the number of presents you receive on your birthday and the number of years you've lived.
Most people will start out with a ludicrous 15-20:1 ratio, which then drops sharply until it reaches a 1:1 ratio (usually somewhere between 10 and 20). After 20 there is a sharp drop in the number of presents received, leading to a high increase in Oldness. This seems to coincide with the age when the government has decided it is OK for you to enjoy a glass of wine at home, which is generally seen as a sign of Oldness.
At this point the presents will remain static, while the years lived will steadily increase. On your 30th birthday there will be a sharp increase in the number of presents received, accentuated by the sharp drop back to normal levels one year later.
By my calculations you should reach a presents to years ratio of 1:5 between 25 and 30. And that's when you're "old". You won't realize this until you're 31 though :P
Ps. My current ratio is 1:4 - still young, in other words :D Ds.
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1:5... so 6 presents at 31? I would be at 1:24 but I know there's more presents waiting for me back home. My current ratio including those presents would be... 1:6. I am clearly the elder here, go fetch me my slippers and bow to my wisdom.
SCIENCE!
also I dunno man, I've gotten precisely 0 presents from my family the past two birthdays. Now I may have gotten something from a friend, but with a total of 0 presents... what does that say?
By my estimation, my ratio will drop to 1:8 when I turn 26
I will not believe that Sara hasn't given you something! According to the widely held belief of capitalistic society it means no one loves you.
And I always bow to your wisdom, Yeonni... when you're right, that is :P
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